New Blog: written by Larry David’s left arm

October 3rd, 2007

I was riding the subway the other day, and this question pops into my head: “What if Larry David’s left arm had its own blog?”

What would it talk about? Does it like Larry? Does it think he’s a funny guy? Maybe not! Maybe it has a beef with Larry, and feels neglected like so many left arms.

It could tell funny behind-the-scenes anecdotes from the set of Curb Your Enthusiasm. Maybe how it has a crush on another star’s arm. Maybe it’s got taxi-driver type tidbits of wisdom. You know, real stuff from the streets. Maybe it’s a closet homosexual, and it confesses it to the world in a blog post. Maybe it has embarrassing taste in pop-music. Maybe it feels that Britney Spears was unfairly ridiculed for her lackluster performance on the MTV music awards.

Who can really say what Larry David’s left arm thinks about?

updated 01/09: looking back on this post: trying too hard. Not the best idea to begin with but would be better if left as “what is Larry David’s left arm had it’s own blog?” Still, that isn’t even funny.