If I opened a gym I'd call it Training Montage.

— Paul Bertino (@paulbertino) May 25, 2017

I prefer cured bacon over bacon that's still sick.

— Paul Bertino (@paulbertino) April 28, 2017

It takes a lot more logos to make a movie than it used to.

— Paul Bertino (@paulbertino) April 24, 2017

Another missed opportunity to title an Alien sequel “Aliens!”#AlienCovenant #Alien

— Paul Bertino (@paulbertino) March 25, 2017

I'm very comfortable expressing my emotions with emoji's.

— Paul Bertino (@paulbertino) March 18, 2017

Time saving invention for overworked and/or distracted Americans: a machine that chews your food for you, shoots it into your mouth.

— Paul Bertino (@paulbertino) March 15, 2017

The Android Chrome incognito icon looks like the Babadook.

— Paul Bertino (@paulbertino) March 15, 2017

If eating dried mango is a slippery slope, I hope it's a slippery slope that leads right to more dried mango.

— Paul Bertino (@paulbertino) March 15, 2017

What's the deal with eyelids? Do muscles keep them open or closed?

— Paul Bertino (@paulbertino) February 11, 2017

It's not how much time you put in. It's how much you get done.

— Paul Bertino (@paulbertino) January 16, 2017