If I opened a gym I'd call it Training Montage.
— Paul Bertino (@paulbertino) May 25, 2017
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Loading...I prefer cured bacon over bacon that's still sick.
— Paul Bertino (@paulbertino) April 28, 2017
(No Ratings Yet)Loading...It takes a lot more logos to make a movie than it used to.
— Paul Bertino (@paulbertino) April 24, 2017
(No Ratings Yet)Loading...Another missed opportunity to title an Alien sequel “Aliens!”#AlienCovenant #Alien
— Paul Bertino (@paulbertino) March 25, 2017
(No Ratings Yet)Loading...I'm very comfortable expressing my emotions with emoji's.
— Paul Bertino (@paulbertino) March 18, 2017
(No Ratings Yet)Loading...Time saving invention for overworked and/or distracted Americans: a machine that chews your food for you, shoots it into your mouth.
— Paul Bertino (@paulbertino) March 15, 2017
(No Ratings Yet)Loading...The Android Chrome incognito icon looks like the Babadook.
— Paul Bertino (@paulbertino) March 15, 2017
(No Ratings Yet)Loading...If eating dried mango is a slippery slope, I hope it's a slippery slope that leads right to more dried mango.
— Paul Bertino (@paulbertino) March 15, 2017
(No Ratings Yet)Loading...What's the deal with eyelids? Do muscles keep them open or closed?
— Paul Bertino (@paulbertino) February 11, 2017
(No Ratings Yet)Loading...It's not how much time you put in. It's how much you get done.
— Paul Bertino (@paulbertino) January 16, 2017
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