Penguin 2.0
If you saw that cute but overrated documentary March of The Penguins, then you were probably thinking the same thing I was: why are penguins so mal-adapted for everything? They can barely walk, they can’t fly, it’s a crap shoot whether their offspring die or live because not only can they not hold their eggs, they can’t even see them. I know what you’re going to say, though: at least evolution endowed the emperor penguin with the super-special ability of sliding down snowy hills on their bellies. I would not argue with you.
But, instead of feeling sorry for these cuddly mutants, let’s use a little technology to improve the penguin; or at least make its life a little less miserable and pointless. Here’s a few ideas:
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Nice toes! That extended nail must be good for something. . .opening cans of sardines?